What you’ll see during Madonna’s STICKY & SWEET tour

 LIZ SMITH (NEW YORK POST REPORTS)

OK folks, who do we know who would jump rope (double dutch, too) in heels?

Of course! It is our old friend, the indomitable Madonna.

One number will feature four girls who are dressed up in various iconic versions of Madonna images past. Madonna laughs at her old "looks" and has been discussing the particulars. "At first I thought mannequins, then no, real girls would be better.

Madonna says: Truthfully, I wanted drag queens - who does me better? But I figured that might be too much drama, you know - those girls love their scenes. And I provide enough of that!"

As Madonna recruits the dancers who'll stand and strike a pose, each holding or wearing a prop, the star will snatch away, the choreographer beams, "Oh, this is getting so wickedly weird. Now I'm really loving it!"