When you  have an 'I Hate My Job' day,
 [even if retired you have those  sometimes] try this:

 On your way home from work, stop at your  pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal  thermometer made by Johnson  & Johnson

 Be very sure  you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the  curtains and disconnect the phone so yo u will not  be disturbed. Change  into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite  chair.
 Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now,  carefully place it
on a table or a surface so that it will not  become chipped or broken.
 Now the fun part  begins.
  Take out the  literature from the box and read it carefully. You will
notice  that in small print there is a statement:
 'Every Rectal  Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally
tested  and then sanitized. '
 Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud  five times,'I am so glad I do
 not work in the thermometer quality  control department at Johnson &
Johnson.'
 HAVE A  NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A  JOB
THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN  YOURS!