A guy walks in and sits down at the end of the bar.
Just a few seats down  from him, there is a very buxom blonde with huge size 44DD breasts.


The guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down
the bar. It hits the lady's boobs and splashes all over them. The
bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off the blonde.

Each time he calls for a beer this happens.

So after his third beer, he decides to help the bartender out.
The next time the bartender hits her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts...AND SHE DECKS HIM!!!

He's laying on the floor moaning and groaning, 'Jeez...then why do you
let  the bartender do it?'



'Because,' says the blonde, 'he has a licker license!'