THINGS THAT ARE
> >
> > *DIFFICULT* TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
> > 
> > 1. Innovative
> > 
> > 2. Preliminary
> > 
> > 3. Proliferation
> > 
> > 4. Cinnamon
> > 
> >
> > THINGS THAT ARE
> > *VERY DIFFICULT* TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
> >  
> > 1. Specificity
> > 
> > 2. Anti-constitutionalistically
> > 
> > 3. Passive-aggressive disorder
> > 
> > 4. Transubstantiate
> > 
> > THINGS THAT ARE *DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE* TO SAY WHEN
> > DRUNK
> > 
> > 1. No thanks, I'm married.
> > 
> > 2. Nope, no more booze for me!
> > 
> > 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
> > 
> > 4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
> > 
> > 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
> > 
> > 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing
> > karaoke.
> > 
> > 7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
> > 
> > 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I
> > have no coordination; I'd hate to look like a fool!
> > 
> > 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in
> > this parking lot or on the side of the road.
> > 
> > 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the
> > morning.