ohhhh i should be on my way to target to pick something up today. its on my list of things to do. wooooohooo! hahahaha

Exactly who is he?

I'm the only one that matters.

So when we dating ;)?

Did you finally give Billy his underwear back?

Wearing it on your head doesn't mean your a football player with a helmet.

Geeze.....

haha well I really don't like to do things the conventional way LOL

have a good weekend

Heeeeelllllooooo!!!
Let's get together soon! You, me, and Jilly...what a dangerous combination haha

sorry my lawyer is a crack head who likes to call 1-900 numbers

My current security guard.



Please follow through or you will get this.

In addition to my client's requests I have some other motions I would you like for you to follow through on.

My client has suffered emotional distress and can not play with his mattress anymore.

There is no more SPRING in his step and he has decided to live outside in a cardboard box.

So please give my client one of your cars as well as a TV so he can stay updated with the current happenings in the world.

Again if do not comply with these requests you will be hit with a soggy pool noodle and then you will be hit with many hockey pucks from Cristobal Huet.

BTW your a stalker and you like soggy grannie panties.

This is Billy Hammond's agent.

I advise you to leave my client alone or you will be hit with a stinky wet sock that was dipped in Lake Michigan.

Thank you for your time.

Chris Brown stole your tatoos!! hes got stars behind his ear. clearly he wants to be like you!

what's up buddy?

yes apparently we are LOL but that's cool lol the dime collecting is growin!!! My neice found one at her house and my sister in law gave it to me after she heard the story. Then i found maybe 3 more in my car/purse. So all in all I have 80cents. RIb fest thursday!!!!! I'll text you

When am I getting one of you tv's?

I'm so glad you made it out this weekend. Fat daddy baby mama's was fuuuunnnn! we will definately keep in touch for Rib fest in naperville this week.

*cheeks!* hahahaha oh boy....

Bum

lol teddy cracks me up. mean typically equals funny it seems.

haven't seen you in awhile.. we'll have to fix that soon! drinky drinky time! haha

Iy Yi YI, such a bonitttta Mexicana.

Jude,

I am not mean.

I speak the truth and only the truth.

That is all :)

oooooooooooooooohhhhh Jude ;p

Hey, I just saw that you commented me. It was great meeting you too! Hope you had a good time-I did! See you soon! Next time we go to howl at the moon(or wherever) you're coming!

It was awesome seeing you again. I know I didn't see or talk much with you but it was still a nice visit. We should have kidnapped you and then you could have joined the "driving side-by-side down the highway" excursion. then there were flying meatballs and death defying turns.- okay I'm exaggerating but we could have had another Maverick at the wheel.- Sorry it's Friday and I've had a lot of COFFEE! hee hee hee

yeah that place was..umm.. interesting. we stayed not much longer after you guys left. Next time I'm in your neck of the woods (who says that!?) you'll have to give me the bar tour haha

next time def let me know.. and we will take u away from a certain NERD ahem lol

im indifferent i thought it was fun but it was mostly with who i was with.. lol we were using hte upstairs as our runway lol we are so lame we are obsessed with Americas next top model lol

This is completely Lame and immature! Why do you make me sink to this level of idiotocity! LAMERS!

Whats up? You know I did not know how to reach you to tell you about last saturday at howl, but we all need to hang out REAL soon! It was def fun to meet you :)

Hi Buddy! Today your Horoscope says you will give me a million dollars in singles!

I'm the boss!

Jude!! what have you been up to? we are probably overdue for some drinks in the near future