I just went through it again! Another possibility of a relationship squandered! I'm getting a little tired of this. I think I'm a REAL catch, sounds conceited but I think it's true. I'm tall, moderately good looking, caring, smart, funny (at least in my mind...haha), and charming. Not to mention, educated (hence smart), have a good job, own my own car, working towards buying a house, and actually WANT to settle down and start a family! Isn't that supposed to be a "panty dropper"?!?! A guy willing to be serious and NOT a player? So what is it?? What am I doing wrong?! It's not like I'm proposing to these girls on the first date! I'm not looking for comments but more of venting. If you'd like to comment please do. Any advice in my book is welcome. Thanks

NO ladies I'm not saying all men aren't book smart or have no common sense. I'm telling you that men don't over analyze like you do. Men take what you say at face value. If you tell him nothing is wrong, we take it as nothing is wrong. If want your man to comfort you when you're sad or kiss you when you're not feelings sexy, then tell him! Oh and this excuse that he should know what's wrong is a load of bs. Even if he makes you angry from 2 days ago, he's not gonna know why you're upset. Relationships only survive with communication. If you sad, say you're sad and say why....even if he made you that way! I say this because most men don't know how to express themselves to tell you this. Trust me, men want to know if we did something wrong....it's the fixer in us to make it better.

 

p.s. comments are always welcome....thanks

It's been awhile since I've ranted about something so here it goes....I would like to address a problem we're having in this society, jaded women. I've met and conversed with many women that would rather be single because they are afraid of getting hurt again. I understand SOME men are immature and wouldn't appreciate what they had to save their life, but I promise all you women out there, there are good men out there. The reason I know this is because I am one. I'm not just saying that, I was raised to be respectful to women and to treat my woman like a queen. It bothers me greatly that men these days have lost that ability to show emotion or even make a woman feel like a woman. Yes I said it, it's a man's job to make a woman feel like a woman, just as it's a woman's job to make a man feel like a man. So for you women out there that are jaded because of immature men, try letting a nice guy take you out. The least you'll get out of it is a free date because a true gentleman NEVER lets a woman pay. Hope this helps some of you out there.

You know you're from Chicago if...

You know what the phone number for Empire Carpet is!

Your living room is called the "front room."

You don't pronounce the "s" at the end of Illinois, and you become irrated at people who do.

You measure distance in minutes (especially "from the city"), and everything is pretty much 15 minutes away. (except in traffic)

You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Des Plaines."

You still consider the sears tower the tallest building in the world.

You know where Comiskey Park is.

Your school classes were canceled because of the cold weather.

Your school classes were canceled because of the hot weather.

You've switched from heat to air conditioning in the same day.

Your grocery stores don't have sacks; they have bags.

You end your sentences with prepositions: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall, I wanna go with," or "Come by and pick me up."

You know that cheese head is a synonym for someone that lives in wisconsin

Your idea of a great sandwich is when the meat is twice as big as the bun, it has everything on it, and a slice of dill pickle is on the side.

You know what a "pizza puff" is.

You know what a "gyros" is.

You always carry jumper cables in your car.

You drink "pop,"  not soda or coke.

You understand that I-290, I-90, I-94, and I-294 are all different highways.

You know the names of the interstates: Stevenson, Kennedy, Eisenhower, Dan Ryan, Ronald Reagan and the Edens, but you call them all "expressways."

You refer to anything south of I-80 as "Southern Illinois."

You refer to Lake Michigan as "The Lake."

You refer to Chicago as "The City."

No matter where you are, when you hear the term "Downtown," you immediately assume they're talking about downtown Chicago.

You have two favorite football teams: The Bears, and anyone who beats the Packers!

You read "The Trib."

You think 35 degrees is great weather to wash your car!

You know what Chicago Style Pizza REALLY is, and it ain't at the Uno's Pizzerias outside of Chicago. (trust me on this)

You know why they call Chicago "The Windy City."

You understand what "lake-effect" means.

You know the difference between Amtrak and Metra, and know which station they end up at. (Do note the preposition.)

You can distinguish among the following area codes: 847, 630, 773,708, 312, & 815.

You wear gym shoes, not sneakers.

You have at some time in your life, used your furniture to guard your parking spot in winter. (haha)

You pronounce "on" as "ahn" and not "awn".

You play softball with the biggest ball imaginable that doesn't fit into a mitt, which everyone else strangely calls a "glove".

You know why O'Hare Airport's abbreviation is ORD.

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait."
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state line) to see her.
To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy, even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...

I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image.

If you are a nice guy repost this with "Nice guys STILL finish last."

If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy.."

For all of you women (I use that term loosly) that think they know what they want, YOU DON'T! You say you want a nice guy that treats you well, but you always go for the "bad boys." You say you want a guy thats sensitive, caring, and listens to what you think, yet get with the guy that can care less about you. For all these women, I say WAKE UP! You want that guy that will treat you right?! Then, when you meet him, dont think "oh, he's great friend." The guys that are the marrying type, will be your best friend. That's key to a successful marriage. So, next time you meet a nice guy, don't just think of him as a "great friend." Give him a chance.

For anyone who has ever been annoyed online....your not alone.....LOL

 

BAIT

On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing.
He was cruising along the beach in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore.
A helpless man, wearing a Chicago Cubs jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing St. Louis Cardinals jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Cubs fan from the water.
Then using (autographed by Albert Pujols himself) baseball bats, the three heroes in Cardinal Red beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat. Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach.
"I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some bitter hatred between Cardinal and Cub fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth."
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?" "It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom.. But he don't know shiit about shark fishing".

SAUDI ARABIA

A Cincinnati Reds fan, a Chicago Cubs fan, and a St. Louis Cardinals fan were all in Saudi Arabia performing military duty for the U.S. Army. While off base, they were caught sharing a smuggled case of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime they were sentenced to death! With the help of good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, a benevolent Sheik decided that they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik said, "It's my 1st wife's birthday today, and she asked me to allow each one of you one wish before your whipping."
The Reds fan was 1st in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Reds fan was carried away bleeding and crying. The Cub fan was up next (he almost finished an entire 5th by himself), and after watching the scene, said "OK please fix 2 pillows to my back." But even 2 pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Cub fan crying like a baby. The Cardinals fan was the last up (he had finished off the case), but before he could say anything the Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest baseball team in the world. Your team's fans are the best and most loyal in the world. Because of this, you may have 2 wishes." "Thanks, your most royal highness" the Cardinals fan replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, powerful man, you are also very brave," said the Sheik. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asked.
"Tie the Cub fan to my back."

YES THEY ARE FOR SALE

So I heard today that Disney is now interested in buying the cubs when they come for sale at the end of this year. This makes sense as they have plenty of money to do this plus they have a vested interest in sports (ESPN).

Supposedly they are really just looking for the next Mickey Mouse operation and the Cubs franchise is a perfect fit.

What do you call a Cub player with a World Series ring? A thief!

Why don't the Cubs have a website? Because they can't get 3 W's in a row!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make over they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

For those of you on here to be fake...get off!! Whether people are here to pass time or just on to hook up, fake people make things harder for everyone. Why even do it? If people dont like you for you then dont associate with them. If you think its funny...its not. Its actually sad you have to be fake to be liked. There alot of people who dont like me and I know this. Do I care? Not one bit. People will like who they want to like. You dont like me thats okay with me. As Ive gotten older, Ive stopped trying to please everybody and just please myself. If Im not happy, how am I supposed to make you happy? So for those of you who think its cool to be fake and try and be someone your not, what happens when you meet someone you like? Youll have to explain you not who you say you are and I doubt that person is going to understand, thus probably never speaking to you again. So grow up and be yourself.

For all the video game people....Enjoy!!