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This is Hilarious! Not suitable for kids, this does have explicit language!!
Incredible Court Case
COURT RULING, Chicago Illinois, May 8,
2006 Chicago, Illinois (AP) - A
seven year old boy was at the center of a Chicago courtroom drama
yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody
of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody
law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the
degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried
out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
Judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Chicago
Cubs,
who the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
HAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! GO WHITE SOX!!!!
Way To Go Bill Cosby
Way to go, Bill
"They're
standing on the corner and they can't speak English. I can't even talk
the way these people talk:
Why you ain't,
Where you is,
What he drive,
Where he stay,
Where he work,
Who you be...
And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk.
And
then I heard the father talk.
Everybody
knows it's important to speak English
except
these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor
with
that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.
In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living. People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around.
The lower economic people are not holding up their end in
this deal.
These
people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids. $500 sneakers
for what ? ?
And
they won't spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics.
I am
talking about these people who cry when their son is standing there in an
orange suit.
Where
were you when he was 2 ? ?
Where
were you when he was 12 ? ?
Where
were you when he was 18 and how come you didn't know that he had a pistol ? ?
And
where is the father ? ? Or who is his father ?
People putting their clothes on backward:
Isn't
that a sign of something gone wrong?
People
with their hats on backward, pants down around the crack, isn't that a sign of
something ?
Or
are you waiting for Jesus to pull his pants up ?
Isn't
it a sign of something when she has her dress all the way up and got
all type of needles [piercing] going through her body?
What
part of
Africa did this come from??
We
are not Africans. Those people are not Africans; they don't know a thing about
Africa .
With
names like Shaniqua, Taliqua and Mohammed and all of that crap, and all of them
are in jail.
Brown
or black versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person's problem.
We
have got to take the neighborhood back.
People used to be ashamed. Today a woman has eight children
with eight different 'husbands' -- or men or whatever you call them now.
We
have millionaire football players who cannot read.
We have million-dollar basketball players who can't write
two paragraphs We, as black folks have to do a better job. Someone working at
Wal-Mart with seven kids, you are hurting us.
We
have to start holding each other to a higher standard.
We cannot blame the white people any longer."
Dr. William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr., Ed.D.
WAY TO GO, BILL !!
It's NOT about color...
It's about behavior!!!
PASS THIS ON AMERICA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ross's new couch
This is by far one of the FUNNIEST clips from the best TV show ever created. I wanted to share it with you and give a chuckle or two as usual! MUAH







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