i was trying to think of a really witty way to tell ya'll it was official...like..

"it's official, folks....

"nick cannon is legally required to touch mariah carey's body anytime he wants.."

"mariah carey's dreamlover has rescued her...it's nick cannon"

"honey's got mariah carey hooked on nick cannon.."

"nothin to shake off between mariah carey of nick cannon..EXCEPT FOR CLOTHES.."

and then i tried to think of something witty that nick cannon did...

"the world is wild 'n out after hearing mariah carey and nick cannon have performed the ultimate improv sketch.."

and thats it.

i remember he was a movie with christina milian..it was a spin-off of the patrick dempsey movie.."can't buy me"..to which i could say..

"nick cannon certainly has proved money can buy you love with mariah carey.."

but that is just mean. funny...mean.

what if this is the real thing? we all know how picky mimi can be...perhaps she has found the ideal mate...a younger man who will be completely enthralled by her...yeah, the money helps..but maybe she has caught onto the ashton/demi secret...

where are all of you 21 year olds...i'm turning 29 in june...this morning i felt sad about it but now i'm thinking maybe i should live it up hollywood style..

i do own a pair of shake it off shorts...