well if this isn't a monday...

crappy word comes in now..that the second love of my life..is..yup, engaged. engaged to possibly the sexiest girl..yes, girl..in the world.

scar jo has hook ryan freakin reynolds. they have dated for over a year following breakups with alanis morissette and josh "unibrow" hartnett.

how do you go from alanis to scar jo...? how in the world did josh hartnett land scar jo?

ryan reynolds is one of the prettiest boys i have ever laid eyes on...hes got this awesome little mouth that barely covers his perfect teeth but kinda scrunches up when he speaks and then smiles...he's tan, he's HILARIOUS, he's sexy, he's ripped and he's canadian.

recently i have found myself to be a big fan of canadians..i appreciate their laid-back attitudes and not even trying, hotness.

yes, yes, they are a super hot couple...i would kill to watch them have sex. KILL.

yum.

well, let's see if these two make it to the altar...why not? everyone else is!

oh damn you, monday! damn you!!!

please please please give me good news, tomorrow.

p.s. has anyone heard scar-jo's new song...it is a remake of tom waits. it's...well...um...a remake. yikes.