HERE'S SOMETHING...to make you feel really good or really bad about your current job and well-being...(i'm gonna bet it's bad, though)
LAUREN CONRAD makes $75,000 per episode on the crappiest show on mtv..(i know, that's actually a tough call)..and demanded in her current contract that she make more than anyone.
HEIDI MONTAG and SPENCER PRATT make $65,000 per episode which appears to be the going rate for a total douche but a mere dime off what L.C. makes...
Audrina Patridge: $35,000 per episode
Whitney Port: $20,000 per episode
Brody Jenner: $10,000 per episode
Lauren "Lo" Bosworth: $10,000 per episode
Stephanie Pratt: $8,000 per episode
WHAT THE HELL....oh man. i read this earlier and chuckled outloud, santa claus style.
my favorite is the brody jenner part..mainly because he just came to the chi and some silly bar hired him to host "an evening with brody jenner"...for about the same amount..which in a nutshell..is him and his goof-ball friends..sitting in a sectioned off area..with a make-shift velvet rope..a couple of bouncers who would hilariously be the first to bust his ****...and a couple announcements on the mic that go like this.."what's up chi-town, it's brody jenner on a lil show you may know called THE HILLS on MTV!".....
**crickets, crickets**
it cracks me up because this guy not only has "brody jenner" tattoo'd down his OWN body but his dad is bruce jenner. right? right?
stay with me....
i grew up in texas. i rode horses, yes. toilet-papered houses..repeatedly. put "sun-in" in my hair during the summers..played indoor soccer..hosted slumber parties with pizza and big-red..even joined the choir at one point...
BUT NEVER. NEVER did anything as easy as the above EVER happen to me. EVER.
did any of you have anything like this happen? do you guys remember school shopping at marshall's (which i STILL love) or solo serve? did anyone remember how you didn't realize your parents were on a budget until they said.."why no? because we are poor!"...???
i adore my parents..they gave me what they had and they gave it all..they still would today if i didn't have anything..but i do have a little..and what little i have..i give right back to them and to those i love....
IS ANYONE PICKIN' UP WHAT I'M PUTTIN' DOWN????
my version of the show would be called.."the pills"..cause you know they are all on em! ok, that's a joke. don't get all suin' mad.
