I wanted to say thank you to everyone who came out to support Project 3000 with the Kerry Wood Strikezone!
It was a great success but we could always do more....if you want to donate to Project 3000..please go to kerrywoodstrikezone.com ! Also check out some of the funny pics from the evening!!
I made a little bet with Derrek Lee that I could pick up a spare..and if I did, he would have to wear my kissing booth that you guys have seen on our website for The DreX Morning Show!
I had been bowling like crap all day so I totally didn't think I was gonna pick em up...plus, I had Derrek talking smack right behind me...and a crowd of onlookers..most doubting my skills...others amused I was gonna try...and very few who knew I would pick em up...
LOW AND BEHOLD....I DID!!! and derrek quickly fell to his knees and proceeded to get jumped on by koyie hill, jason bere, ryan dempster...etc....dude, it was sooo funny...I could not stop laughing..I almost peed myself right there at 10pin....
Derrek did end up wearing the costume...long enough to get a picture snapped of him in the Chicago Sun Times that says..."getting to first base with D. Lee just got easier!".....he ended up making some money for Project 3000 though..so it's all good..
and the best part is...I got that kiss for free...hahaha....well, I hit up the champagne booth a bit...which may be why I have a set of 8 now..woops..I can't help it though...I love it!!!
SADLY, THIS IS THE ONLY PICTURE THAT WE COULD RECOVER FROM OUR NIGHT WITH JOHN MAYER...THIS IS STILL DRUNK, DONT GET ME WRONG...BUT ITS WAAAAY BEFORE I ASSAULTED SOME LADY FOR LETTING GIRLS CUT IN A MILE-LONG LINE FOR THE RESTROOM...
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE LADY...AND PLEASE, KEEP ON WITH YOUR STORY FULL OF LIES THAT I BUSTED YOU ON...
DREX AND I HAVE BEEN PUMPED ABOUT KERRY'S CHARITY EVENT THIS YEAR AND WE WANT YOU TO COME!!
LISTEN PEOPLE, ALL THIS FUN....AND IT'S FOR CHARITY!!
BOWLING, ENDLESS FOOD, NON-STOP ALCOHOL, A HELL OF AN AUCTION WITH AMAAZING ITEMS...CUBS PLAYERS ROAMING AROUND JUST ITCHING TO BE ASKED FOR AN AUTOGRAPH...ALL OF IT...FOR CHARITY!
IT'S CALLED PROJECT 3000 AND IT'S A GREAT WAY FOR YOU TO GIVE AND GET IN RETURN!
UNTIL MY SWEET SISTER DECIDES TO SEND ME THE BETTER PIC OF US..THIS WILL HAVE TO DO..
THIS IS THE NIGHT THAT LAUNCHED THE LEGEND OF "THE PERFECT DINNER"..IF YOU'RE EVER IN DENVER..HIT UP "VESTA" RESTAURANT (WHICH NEEDS TO COME TO CHICAGO FOR SURE)..IT'S GOT ABOUT 30 DIFFERENT SAUCES TO CHOOSE FROM...SAUCES THAT YOU CAN HAVE WITH YOUR MEAL...(NO BUFFALO SAUCE, ONLY FLAW) WHICH IS A MASSIVE SELECTION OF MEATS (YUM)..ADD A COUPLE BOTTLES OF VINO AND A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE...GOOD COMPANY...SEVERAL TOASTS TO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING...ENDLESS LAUGHS...GREAT CONVERSATION....A STUMBLE TO SOME IRISH PUB THAT YOUR BROTHER IN LAW DRUNKENLY ASKS WHERE THE BAR IS...WHEN WE ARE IN THE BAR HE'S ASKING FOR....A YOUNG SASSY MAN NAMED AFTER CURRENCY....WHO CARRIES A WALLET WITH "BAD MOTHER-EFFER" ON IT..(TRUE) STEALS MY SISTER'S ROSE..AND I INSULT A BOUNCER AND CHALLENGE HIM TO A SWORD FIGHT (NO CLUE WHY) AFTER PURCHASING BURRITOS FROM A MYSTERY ICE-CHEST....THIS IS ALSO THE NIGHT I MET A REAL "BREAST EXPERT"..AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A PICK UP LINE....MY BAD. IM A SAUSAGE EXPERT BUT HELL YOU DON'T HEAR ME BRAGGIN...
ALL OF THIS IS THE ULTIMATE RECIPE...TO LIVE!
"I'M JUST GONNA LIVE!!" -dr.denver '07
(FEEL FREE TO USE THIS MOTTO FOR YOUR OWN..HE WON'T MIND..HE LIKES TO HELP....)
