OK...so here are a few things that have bothered me.  Just wondering if any of you every thought about these things as well.....

1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
2. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
3. Never take life seriously.  Nobody gets out alive anyway.
4. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFO's like they used to?
5. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
6. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
7. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
8. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there?  I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of its but!"
9. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
10. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
11. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

themob.1035kissfm.com/melissasThis is my cute little slideshow of my baby maddylynn.  Can you tell that my life revolves around my dog?  Check out the picture of her playing cards and drinking some 1800 just like me.  I set a fine example ;)p   Oh by the way I am not one of those peeps who dresses her dog in clothes all the time...just for pictures cause it makes them more fun!

Ok...so here we go...my first blog!! I just wanted to say hi to everyone and hope to talk to a few of ya soon!