WHICH BEATFREAK GOT ATTACKED AND SENT BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL!!!

THIS IS SOOOO TACKY!!! HAHA

CHICAGO NATIVE PHOENIX WILL BE LIVE IN STUDIO

TO HELP LEND A STRONG HAND TO THE LADIES OF CHICAGO!!!

TELL MY MAN

LADIES DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOUR MAN??

PHOENIX WILL HELP YOU OUT!!

312.591.1035!!

SPECIAL K AND PHOENIX

MAURICE HALSTED, PHOENIX, JAYFUNK, RUFIO

PHOENIX ARM WRESTLES DJ MACH 1

AND IT GETS DIRTY

GETTIN' PERSONAL

(DON'T HIT ME)

PHOENIX VS DJ MAURICE HALSTED

EXTREAM PILLOW FIGHT!!

I HAVE YOUR PASSES TO THE HOTTEST PARTIES!!

LISTEN TO CLUB KISS ALL WEEKEND LONG TO WIN!!!

WHAT WOMEN WANT WHISPERD IN THEIR EAR!!

CHECK BACK HERE TO SEE WHAT THE WOMEN OF CHICAGO SAY!!!

FEEL FREE TO COMMENT WITH WHAT YOU WOULD TO LIKE TO BE GENTLY WHISPERED IN YOUR EAR LADIES!!

WHAT THE LADIES OF CHICAGO SAID THEY WANT TO HEAR...

• YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
• YOU SMELL SOOOO GOOD
• LET'S F***
• HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME
• LET'S GO BACK TO MY HOUSE, I HAVE A BIG BED
• I'M GOING TO ROCK YOUR WORLD
• DAMN YOU DRIVE ME INSANE
• BE MY GIRL FOREVER
• I LIKE HEARING MY NAME
• COME BEHIND ME, PUT OYUR HANDS ON MY HIPS, AND SAY YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
• I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM TOINIGHT
• YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME
• I CAN'T LIVE WITH OUT YOU
• LET'S GET SWEATY TOGETHER
• YOU TASTE SOOOO GOOD
• I WANT TO TASTE YOU
• YOUR THE ONLY ONE ON MY MIND
• I ADORE YOU
• THIS IS YOUR P****
• YOUR BEAUTY BLINDS ME

CLUB KISS CONNECTIONS

READING TY'S MOB PAGE I SAW THAT LIL' JES FROM PROMOTIONS FOUND A GUY AND THEN LOST HIM IN THE SAME NIGHT!!

HERE IS WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT HIM...

Are YOU Jake? Do U Remember This Lil Jes???
Last Friday night at Manor, Lil Jes from Promotions (who usually works Fridays, but happened to go out for once) met a dude that she totally thought was cute and fun, but then never got info on how to stay in touch with him...

Here's what we know:
NAME: Jake
Age: 29 - as of his birthday on Sunday, August 3rd
WEARING: Jeans and a baseball-style t-shirt
WHEREABOUTS: Manor last Friday...now, who knows?

SEE THE WHOLE STORY HERE

I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE OTHER PEOPLE THE OPPORTUNITY TO CATCH UP WITH SOMEONE THEY DIDN'T GET TO CONNECT WITH FOR WHAT EVER REASON...

TONIGHT WE WILL BE HOOKING PEOPLE UP ONE MISSED CONNECTION AT A TIME...

(check back here for all of tonights Club Kiss Connections)

HERE ARE CHICAGO'S KISS CONNECTIONS  FROM SAT NIGHT!!

BRANDON

LOOKING FOR:: GIRL IN THE PURPLE SCION

WHERE:: ON FULLERTON BY DEPAUL

WHEN: LAST THURSDAY

OTHER FACTS:: THE BOTH PARKED THEN SHE DROVE AWAY

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ASHLEY

LOOKING FOR:: CUTE DJ WEARING BLACK POLO SHIRT AND LIGHT BLUE JEANS

WHERE:: BAR LOUIE, ST. JOHN INDIANA

WHEN:: 2 FRIDAYS AGO

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JUSTIN::

LOOKING FOR:: JESSICA

WHERE:: A HOUSE PARTY IN WRIGLYVILLE

OTHER FACTS:: SHE IS A DANCER, YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT YOUR KIDS

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IF YOU HAD A MISS CONNECTION LETS SEE IF WE CAN TURN IT IN TO A KISS CONNECTION!!!

SEND ME THE INFO!!

PUFFY, P.DIDDY, SEAN COMBS, OR WHAT EVER THE HELL HE

CALLS HIM SELF NOW IS COMING OUT WITH A NEW SCENT...

"I AM KING"

Why would he when industry sources estimate that the new scent for men will bring in $100 million????!!!!

I Am King is coming out as a Macy’s exclusive in December before going out for wide distribution in February.

Diddy says, “I Am King is a statement about all men. We are all descendents of royalty — and if we carry ourselves and respect ourselves in that manner and believe in ourselves, then we are all kings…It has nothing to do with being arrogant. I Am King is not a statement about myself — I Am King is about every man who is going to go and buy the fragrance.”

THE LADIES OF THE CHI WOULD EMPOWER WOMEN WITH THESE NAMES...

• MOVE YOUR ****
• DON'T F' WTH THE B'
• OBEY ME
• BITCH PLEASE
• MANEATER
• SEDUCTRESS
  
• TEMPTRESS
• DOMINATRIX
  

LIL' SPECIAL K DANCES IT OUT!!!

I WISH I WAS STILL THAT FLEXIBLE!!!

PARTS OF THEIR BODY THAT MEN NEED TO TAKE BETTER CARE OF...

HERE'S WHAT THE LADIES OF CHICAGO SAID

• FEET-CUT YOUR TOE NAILS
• TRIM YOU MAN AREA!!!
• HAIR CUT - HAIR SHOULDN'T BE LONGER THE THEIRS
• ABS- EVERY GIRL LOVES GREAT ABS!!!
• FINGERNAILS!!
• CLEAN YOUR UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS
• CHEST HAIR- TAKE CARE OF IT!
• TRIM ARM PIT HAIR
• TEETH-WHITEN THEM

SO BASICALLY WE NEED TO TAKE BETTER CARE OF OUR WHOLE BODY!!!

I BET IF MEN WERE ASKED THE SAME QUESTION WOMEN WOULD BE OFFENDED!!!

Win on Club Kiss!!!!

Guys Never Say This To a Woman!!!

REALLY GUYS?? YOU DIDN'T KNOW NOT TO SAY THESE THINGS???

(FROM THE LADIES IN THE CHI)

1. I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE A BIG ****, I LIKE IT
   
2. CLAM DOWN
   
3. YOU SHOULD GET SOME "WORK DONE"
   
4. NEVER TALK ABOUT THE "EX"
   
5. NEVER USE THE WORD "BRAUD"
   
6. "CHICKS"
   
7. TAKE IS EASY
   
8. YOU NEED TO CHILL
   
9. NEVER SAY NO TO SEX
   
10. DON'T SAY "WHATEVER"
    
11. RELAX
    
12. "YOU SURE YOU WANT TO EAT THAT?"
    
13. DNO'T BLAM ANYTHING ON "THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
    
14. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
    
15. YOUR CRAZY
    

CHECK OUT ALL THE PICS AND VIDEO FROM MY TRIP TO VEGAS

W/ THE GUYS OF TAI'S TIL 4

AND

THE GIRLS OF KIRKWOOD

CHECK OUT THE PICS CLICK HERE

JUMPIN' ON A BED TURNS IN TO A PILLOW FIGHT!!

YOUR WELCOME GUYS

CLICK HERE FOR THE OTHER VIDEO

5 HABITS MEN DO THAT WOMEN HATE!!

GUYS IF YOU DO THESE YOU MAY WANT TO RECONSIDER!!

1)You’re late

Punctuality is not the be-all and end-all of a good man. However, if you’re late all the time you’re certainly not winning any popularity contests with your main girl and this is surely a habit women hate. All emergencies aside, lateness indicates a lack of commitment to the plans you’ve made with one another. It also -- whether intended or not -- communicates a lack of respect and understanding for your date.

2)You forget

You may think that “I forgot” stands as a perfectly good excuse in life. She doesn’t agree and forgetting is definitely a habit women hate. Forgetfulness is forgivable in small doses and when the outcome is not crucial. However, a consistent and ongoing habit of missing the finer points is going to wear on those around you, including your girlfriend.

3)You omit things

Secrecy can sometimes save our butts in life, but it will almost surely get us into trouble too. You think if you don’t tell her about your little slip-ups and faux pas that she won’t find out and you’ll all be happier. Well, you’re wrong. What will happen if you continue to refrain from the truth is that she will inevitably find out and will be forever distrusting of everything you say.

4)You under-do it

When it comes to birthdays, holidays or even her grandparents’ 50th anniversary party, you should never under-do it as this is a habit women hate. If you come underdressed, unimpressed and without a gift, you are unprepared and under-doing it. Don't think that your presence is what counts most. Your enthusiasm is what counts. If it’s Valentine’s Day, don’t whine about how it’s not important. She knows that the fate of the world doesn't depend on a romantic evening. However, it’s important to her and if it’s important to her, it’s important. Do your bit.

5)You stare at other women

Women aren’t stupid. She knows you’re looking at women all the time. She knows you noticed the waitress, the bartender and the girl at the next table. What she doesn’t want is for you to embarrass her or undermine her own looks by making a scene of it. She doesn’t want to notice that you’re noticing. If you’re gawking at other women, commenting on them as you pass or missing conversations with your own date because you’re so distracted, then you’re not giving your girl the respect and admiration she deserves, and she knows it.

::FROM THE WOMEN OF THE CHI::

1) MAKING PHONE CALLS FROM THE TOILET

2) HITTING ON WOMEN THAT ARE WAY TOO YOUNG

3) DOING AN UNSEXY STRIP TEASE

4) PASSING OUT BEFORE THE WOMEN ARE "DONE"

5) CHEWING WITH THEIR MOUTH OPEN

6) CALLING OVER AND OVER TILL YOU ANSWER

7) MAKING LOVE WHEN THEY JUST WANT TO BANG!!

HERE ARE FIVE WAYS TO TELL IF A CHICK IS INTO YOU . . . JUST BY READING HER BODY LANGUAGE: