How do you know he's a loser

Ahhh... My spidey senses are tingling! ;-) And what they detect is ... a LOSER!!! I have had my run of good luck and now I've wondered strait into loserdome! Its unfortunate... So, lets say I'm on a date with a guy... and I say I'm a Disc Jockey at 1035 Kiss Fm Chicago... And he says, "Can I get tickets?" -LOSER If you ask me for my number and the first time you call it you inquire as to what type of kinky sex I like... -LOSER who probably needs ointment If you call me all the time, make plans and never follows through -You are a TONY THE TIGER LOSER (b/c you are flakey!) Finally, if you give me a backhanded compliment like,"Wow, you're prettier than me today!" -You are INSTANTLY a LEFT HANDED LOSER.... B/c that is the hand you'll be using to get the job done. Its just you and your hand tonight And prolly tomorrow night too. Thank you! ;-) I hope you benefit greatly from these lessons I have learned. One love! -Summer

The scene in the trailer where Seth from Superbad is like, "You want a table for 1?"

Isn't in the movie!!!!

Isn't that like false advertising or something! s*** don't tease me w/ fake funny bits my Hollywood Homies! Dang it!

 

When I heard that her vocal chords were damaged today....

The first thing I thought was,"Tell me how you sing with no voice."

I know...

I'm so wrong dang it!!!!

 

Love u!

;-) Totally my ENTIRE FRICKIN LIFE!!!!!!

And this is why I am still single! 

To find out how I botched my life, for the moment,  Check me out Saturday night!  

You could help me feel better by sharing your stories too! ~ ;-)

Summer "Bummer" LOL

P.S I should have learned from Juno!

On line and On the air! 

I'm gonna give away tickets to see the Gym Class Heroes when you hear The Anthem By Pitbull...

Not to be confused with Calabria ;-)

Good luck! 

And hear Rihanna ...In concert! ;-)

That doesn't mean you can't! ;-)

You are listening for the Anthem (not to be confused with Calabria) By Pitbull!

Be Caller 103 to win!

Be Caller 103 when u hear Hate that I love U by Rihanna and Neyo to win the tickets!

IF u are a member of The Mob you could win FRONT ROW tickets and a chance to meet her!

WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR CALL YOUR FRIENDS GET THEM TO REGISTER ;-)

Gotta go, Love you!

Sooo you wanna go to the show?

Me too so if u win can I tag along? I'm kidding... Unless you'd really take me then I'm serious ;-).

All you have to do to win is b caller 103 when u hear Lean Like a Cholo.

 

Good luck ;-)

Well actualy u are on the internet right now... soooo.. this is kinda far away ;-)

 

But if you want to see her up close... Listen after 10am and be caller 103 when you hear Independent by Webbie!!! ;-)

 

Thanks for stopping by.

Come again ;-)

-Summ

Hey YOU!!! ;-) To win Kanye Tickets be caller 103 when you hear Natasha BeddingField Love like this! '-)

 

Good luck!  Umm if u win can I go with u?

Im hookin you up at about... 10:43! Be caller 103 Good Luck!  If you are a member of the Mob you get a 103...5 pack of tickets!

Register now!

Much Love

-Summer ;-)

That doesn't mean you're getting a "RIDE" home...

You know how you give someone a lift home... and you drop them off...

And you think to yourself... "Alright.. see ya later"

But they keep sitting there...

Then you start thinking,"Are you getting out of the car?"

Then they start looking at you.. and looking their lips..

Trying to look like LL Cool J, But really... They look like a Thirsty Ethopian.

So you tell them that you have the stomach flu and you've never been so regular in your life so you have to go...

Well... At least that's how I Handled it ;-)

Alright sooo... I was at the club over the weekend and this dude hit on me,

got the digits and everything...

I asked him if he has kids and he says they are at home...

Hmmm... Okay, at home w/ who I inquire...

At home with my wife he says...

You know that sound that Scooby Doo makes when he's confused, "ARRooo"

Yes, that is how I felt!

Like "Raggy Are roo Rarried?"

dude goes on to tell me he's "Seperated..."

Fine then seperate your *ss from me then! Dang!

And now he keeps calling... Bro please, you better call Tyrone!

OMG! ... Seperated is NOT Single! that is all... ;-)

-Summer

Alright... I'm a few days late writing this...

Saturday was my first day on 1035 Kiss FM...

And it was AWESOME!!!! ;-)

Chicago is a BIG City... But its also home! If you caught the show... you know my ENTIRE family was listening ;-)

LOL My Nana called in and was all "Baby? Its your Nana!" Then she started screaming and congratulating me... It was so amazing! She could actually hear me... at her house!

WHOA! 

Hmmm.... what else? It was BUSY!!!! OMG! I didn't even get a chance to check the text messages and e-mails... I was to busy trying not to take the radio station off the air! LOL ;-)

Finally, I felt supported! The day before one of my bosses told me somethings that really put things in perspective. So that Saturday I could just go in, have fun and do my best!

And our programming assistant went out of her way to make sure I had everything I needed ready... Not to mention all the DJ's I talked to being cool.

Honestly, I think it was the best first I've ever had! Not first day... But first anything! ;-)

Well...

Except for Ice cream ;-)

What was the best first you EVER had?

Holla
-Summer

Okay, Soooo.... I'm still learning how to use this space...

Ya know customize stuff and what not ;-) 

But three reasons I can already see its better are:

1) the people are actually from where I'm from

2) There are no strange icons at the top of my screen going "Come On!" or "Say Something!"   whenever my mouse passes over them! ;-)

3) I haven't been approached by any random hoes talking about how they are new here and need to be shown around...

I always wonder... Are those real hoochies?

Hmm...

Hasta ;-)

-Summer

 

Hey, I'm Summer.  I'm the latest edition to the 1035 kiss fm staff. 

And... Like LL Cool J, I need love ;-).  Please befriend me, please.

 Alrighty I'll stop begging now.  catch my first show tomorrow morning 8a-Noon.

 It'll be Summer and Cereal time ;-) Yum