| How do you know he's a loser |
| Ahhh... My spidey senses are tingling! ;-) And what they detect is ... a LOSER!!! I have had my run of good luck and now I've wondered strait into loserdome! Its unfortunate... So, lets say I'm on a date with a guy... and I say I'm a Disc Jockey at 1035 Kiss Fm Chicago... And he says, "Can I get tickets?" -LOSER If you ask me for my number and the first time you call it you inquire as to what type of kinky sex I like... -LOSER who probably needs ointment If you call me all the time, make plans and never follows through -You are a TONY THE TIGER LOSER (b/c you are flakey!) Finally, if you give me a backhanded compliment like,"Wow, you're prettier than me today!" -You are INSTANTLY a LEFT HANDED LOSER.... B/c that is the hand you'll be using to get the job done. Its just you and your hand tonight And prolly tomorrow night too. Thank you! ;-) I hope you benefit greatly from these lessons I have learned. One love! -Summer |
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Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 11:15 PM [General]
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